weavemunchers:

A great way to relieve stress from work & family is to go for a run. Don’t stop running til ur in a new town with a new life. You’re free now

(via whalsrgood)

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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

the only acceptable use for a ouija board

(via hollandoroden)

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thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

(via timelord-hunter-sociopath)

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psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

(via timelord-hunter-sociopath)

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pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

(via thranduil-the-elven-king)

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You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love. What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)

(via superdoctorstarkidpotterlock)

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

multivita-min:

This is my new favorite thing of all time.

(Source: deanyoulater, via musicals-and-bad-jokes)

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if i could, i would build a time machine because i spent yesterday night trying to find an answer for a question that my son had asked me “how do we really know the exact color of the dinosaurs?” Thomas Bangalter (via dafthobbit)

(Source: fyeahdaftpunk, via timelord-hunter-sociopath)

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opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

(via spoken-not-written)

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